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At The Beach With One Direction

• Niall: Liam, I want ice cream!
• Louis: Lookin' good Harry!
• Paul: Harry! Put your trunks back on! You can't tan your bum in the middle of the beach!
• Liam: All these women are barely clothed! They need to respect themselves more!
• Zayn: I look better than you. And you. And you.
• Niall: Will anyone come swim with me?
• Paul: Louis! Put your trunks back on! You too Harry!
• Liam: These women have FATHERS! If I gave them my clothes, do you think they would cover up?!
• Zayn: Oh my god, what if I get sand in my hair?!
• Harry: Mother of god, look at all these pussies!
• Paul: Harry! This is public nudity! NO LOUIS, DON'T CLIMB ON TOP OF HARRY, THAT MAKES IT WORSE!
• Niall: Liam, I just ate ice cream and then went swimming! Am I going to die?!
• Liam: Those men need to cover up too. Those speedos are simply not okay.
• Louis: If my bum gets burned, can Harry rub aloe on it?
• Zayn: My abs are better than yours. Don't look at me that way, you know I'm hotter than you.
• Paul: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HARRY! THIS ISN'T A NUDIST COLONY, IT'S ILLEGAL NOT TO BE CLOTHED. LOUIS, GET OFF OF HARRY! LIAM, STOP TRYING TO CONVINCE THOSE YOUNG LADIES TO PUT ON CLOTHES!
• Niall: I don't want to die! I'm too young! I didn't mean to go in the water right after eating!
• Paul: This wasn't in my job description....

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